The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.
I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.