One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit
A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec
Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"
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