A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.
That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.
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