A person named Dmitri who leaves a 7 minute phone message on Olga's answering machine and says phrases like,"Here's how this is going to play out," and "Belive it or not, I am a real catch," and, "I am great in bed and I make lots of money." He will try to convince you that your friends are jealous that he spoke to you first, he will also tell you that his hair gel makes him look like a movie star. See also Asshat.
When Olga got home and pushed play on her answering machine, all she could hear was the sound of a douche.
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