When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.
Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!
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