A dude's alibi he uses when he's really off jerking it somewhere
-Where's Jack? He said he'd help me fix the Trans Am today...
-He's in his room doing his homework...something about a handwritten text on lesbians with big lips. He said he'll be back in a cuople of hours..
-What a perv!
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