The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.
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