What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.
Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box
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