when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening
person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"
Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."
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