wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.
man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!
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