ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.
Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.
Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.
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