Loud, smelly, and it hurts.
just like Scientology.
guy: i was walking to my next class when i felt the urge to fart, i aimed my ass towards an open locker and farted while pretending to investigate my pencil. i felt my underwear and ass cheecks fill with a warm liquid, i was terrified, i thought maybe i should run to the bathroom but i realized that would be too obvious because diarrhea would go flying everywhere and everyone would know it was me, so i thought quickly, I grabbed a blind kid and had him walk directly behind me as i lead him to the bathroom telling him id give him candy, i got to the bathroom and had the blind kid lay in front of the door to make sure no one came in and cleaned myself up. disgusting day tbh.
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