Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
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