A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas.
Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts.
There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them.
Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land."
When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.
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