The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
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