A female sexual toy cleverly disguised as a vegetable.
Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.
Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber,he knows she isnt on a diet!
He almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
The bagger knew the cucumber was in for a bad night, so he "accidentally" left it out of the bag.
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