1st Crusade: Byzantine empire sways Pope to start a crusade. In the end, the Christians win. However, after this it's all downhill for them.
2nd Crusade: Saladin takes Jerusalem back from the Christians. They had captured it in the first Crusade. Very few victories for the Christians here.
3rd Crusade: Hah, barely any victories for the Christians here. Saladin destroys the Christians when they try to regain Jerusalem.
4th Crusade: IDK what happened here. Crusaders are journeying to Jerusalem and someone end up attacking the Byzantine (Christian) empire.
Childrens Crusade: My personal favorite. Bunch of kids think they can regain Jerusalem. 20,000 French kids arrange for 7 ships to take them to North Africa. 2 ships sink. The remaining children are all sold into slavery. This proved the friendship of the muslims and christians. They were able to put their differences aside. The christians rounded up the kids and sold them to the muslims.
In the end, a compromise was made and everyone lived happily ever after.
Wtf, the crusades are fucked up.
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