An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.
"Look Dad, a dead seal!"
"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."
"What's that thing sticking out of it?"
"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
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