An English verb meaning "to release flatulence", which can be applied to people with Crohn's disease. These generally cause extremely foul odors and are known to stimulate symptoms in unfortunate bystanders that can range from minor heart attacks to death. Those who crohn are advised to isolate themselves for at least two minutes before making any human contact, but four hours is the physician-recommended amount.
Oh, this smells, did someone shit themself?
Ugh, it's awful, it smells like someone crohned!
David it was you!
DAVE YOU CROHNY MOTHERFUCKER
You've doomed us all David!
Oh no, guys, Donny's having another seizure-heart attack from the smell.
He's not gonna make it!
See what you've done to use, you monster! You evil, Crohn's infected monster!
Guys... I'm sorry... it's my condition...
Warn us next time! For the love of all that is sacred! Why, Donny, why?!
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