A very stange... activity (it's not a sport). All rowers are the most big-headed, egotistical, preppy rich-kid pricks on the face of the planet. They claim that their "sport" requires more physical exertion than any other, when in reality, the "sport" is very static... forward, then back... forward, then back. That's about it.
Rower: "Damn, I'm so sore after crew practice that I can barely operate the clutch on my dad's Ferrari."
Football Player: "Dude, you row a boat..."
Rower: "Jeez, my arms are so sore... I hope I can still whack off to pictures of myself tonight..."
Wrestler: "Dude, you row a goddamned boat! That's all you do! It requires little finesse other than the basic fundamentals! Good lord, you ROW A BOAT IN A STRAIGHT LINE!"
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