A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.
Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.
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