First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
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