What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.
Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.
dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.
noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.
dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS
noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.
dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB
noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.
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