An older woman, usually with abnormally large breasts and a very small waist looking to get some action from a defenseless young male. Cougars usually range from the ages of 35-55 and can be vicious creatures out to end puppy love relationships. Cougars dwell in small, dark, high class bars in downtown settings where they can quickly sneak up on their prey, rendering them defenseless. The night usually ends in waking up next to the cougar after a night of sexual escapades to her child getting ready for school. Beware of cougars, beware.
Defenseless College Student 1: What happened to you last night? You were with us at the bar then you just kind of disappeared.
DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.
DCS 1: Fuck.
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