Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.
I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.
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