Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.
I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.
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