An oxymoron used by poseurs who claim to be the real thing. There are several myths they like to spew. The first Anarcho-communism being an oxymoron, conservatards obviously don't know what communism or anarchism is. The second everyone who's not one is a fat mike worshiping hot topic loser, just not true. Real punks hate them too. However the biggest lie they tell is that they're the real essence of punk, whereas their god is Michale Graves is an ex marine(authoritarian) who never heard of the misfits prior to joining and punk has always been the antithesis of conservation and anti-authoritarianism. That being said, conservative punk is best defined as sheep who want to vent about the fact that a liberal made them feel stupid once. They are a blight on the scene they are actually worse than NOFX,anti-flag etc as they are simply poseurs and an oxymoron.
Conservative punk: we're the real essence of punk
Liberal-punk: no we are
Anarcho punk: you poseurs make us all look bad
Crust punk: yeah fuck off poseurs
Horror punk: no one cares!
Street punk:....*punches both*
Anarcho-punk: at least they aren't juggalos
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