A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.
Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.
Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?
Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
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