Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the 17th century Caribbean, or perhaps it originated from the Internet Comic entitled Urban Myth.
"You, my friend, are a complete and total cockwalrus."
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