a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.
they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.
NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.
i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes.
and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach.
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