To masturbate with a claw or pincer.
Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).
The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.
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