A very pretty town at the ass end of a really boring state.
Why does everything close at 10 here?
Why does the North side of Central Park Avenue have ghettos and hookers, when the South side has multi-million dollar office buildings?
Why is everyone so fucking fat?
Why did Skyline Chili make me poop 4 times a day for 3 days?
Why is it, as soon as you cross the border into Covington, KY, everyone is much nicer?
Hi! I just got back from Cincinnati - no, I didn't shit myself, honey. That's the Skyline Chili I brought back for you, and it spilled.
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