Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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