one big heaping ball of vein and tissue, that scares the shit out of you, as it emerges from your asshole. the grand-daddy of all giant hemorroids, usually caused by painting in extreme temperatures without underwear.
Honey, can I borrow a Kotex? I've got a fucking cherry tomato in my ass that's gonna blow!
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