a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.
b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.
I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!
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