Chav a greatly increasing disease and threat to our immediate society.
Chav a young male who hangs round Mcdonalds smoking in his "gang" looking out for young children or single people to either steal or attack.He always has lots of FAKE gold jewelery who wears his cap at 90 degrees, lots of berberry and tracksuits (always adidas or nike etc). Chavette a female chav who wears big hoop earrings she is holding a cigarette in 1 hand and a pram handle in the other at the age of 16(the legel age of sex) already with 3 children and a 8 year old daughter(mini chav.)
All chavs have to hang araound in "gangs" and beat up people who are only 4 or 5(it happened to me once i was 7 there were 5 14 year olds chavs I really didn't hurt much lol)they always look for weak people even then they're normally too much for them so they always have a chaviot or chavmobile ready to run away in, it was 20 inch tires and a plank of wood for the spoiler.
~10 chavs all smoking outside Tesco's ~ 1 emo~
*emo looks at them then looks away in disgust*
chav #1 : Oi watcha lookin at??
chav #2:yea u wanna fite bruv
chav #3: yea mate comon lets haveus a fite comon
emo:All i was doing was walking through here I'm not looking for a fight
chav#1: oi u watd u say bout my mum
emo# i did not say anything about your mum i simply said I don't want a fight
chav#3: Oi rite now u cant get way wiv saying shit like that bout ma boi
chav#2 :yea comon we have usself a fite
*emo walks up to them punches chav#1 in the nose and all chavs run away back 2 Mcdonalds*
All chavs should die take up chav hunting not fox hunting
Clean the world up kill a chav today
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