a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.
To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.
When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
and sometimes death
if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?
Tori: umm.... my chapstick
Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack
Tori: oh thats just my back-up
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