Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
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