Truly, the most heinous hairstyle to grace the heads of celebrities and plebeians alike. Universally unflattering (with the exception of Sarah Jessica Parker), this coiffure accentuates all unfortunate features and could turn even Helen of Troy into Medusa. And even Medusa knew not to divide her snakes down the middle.
Also known as: "fashion faux part"
Ugly bitch: "Fergie has the most disgusting hair in the world. Why is it so awful?"
Trendy bitch: "Because she has a center part, duh... just like yours."
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