God's prize to those who achieve nine months of abstinence. Or that kicking feeling inside of you when you know you haven't gotten down in a LONG time.
Janet hasn't gotten any since that Christmas party, her celibaby is starting to show. I'm hoping to get lucky and abort it tonight.
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