-noun: a classy woman who is considered to be untouchable & flawless. That woman who seems too good to be true. Gorgeous & beautiful, both inside & out. She’s the one a lucky man would take home, not to sleep with, but rather to meet his parents. The forbidden fruit for asymptotes. She does not & will not date just anyone, much less submit to any sexual favors. Antonym for nugget.
The caviar makes all men break their necks, at least twice.
Nuggets tremble at the sight of a caviar. They know they are no match for her.
Asymptotic dude: I think that caviar is just too perfect for me. Even if I decide to go back to college, earn a degree & end up rich, she will still never get with me.
Lucky dude: That’s the caviar I want my family to meet.
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