When, after a weekend of overindulgence, you have to call in fat to work to go to the gym all day.
"After demolishing a twelve pack of beer, several rum and cokes, two pizzas, and half a carton of ice cream, Susie had to call in fat to work so she could hit the stairmaster all day."
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.