The religion that follows David Bowie as the rightfull Lord and Heir to the Kingdom of Heaven (aka. the goblin city).
This religion was first created on the 8th of january 1947, and Bowie-geddon is predicted to be somewhere in the year 2043.
The correct way to worship our Lord David Bowie is as follows:
1) Get your David Bowie prayer mat.
2) Lay it on the ground facing The Castle Beyond the Goblin City.
3) Kneel on the matt and bow to The Goblin City whilst uttering the Lords name backwards three times.
4) Still kneeling, sing the hymn, Dance Magic Dance.
5) Wait for the rain.
PRO-TIP: keeping you David Bowie prayer matt in a Castle facing room with leather trousers, lacy shirts and crystal balls will please your Lord David Bowie.
bowieist: eiwob divad, eiwob divad, eiwob divad
bowieism is a legitimate religion! belive! belive!!
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