A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.
Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.
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