Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!
DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"
"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."
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