Roughly 95% of all the girls in your average high school. They are known for pairing themselves up with jackasses (roughly 90% of all the boys in an average high school). Usually if you're trying to get a girl and you're neither gay nor a jackass, you're S.O.L. until college
Ordinary Guy: You look nice today.
Girl: Stop looking at my boobs, you perverted bastard!
Ordinary Guy: Well, I'm sorry. If it's not on the menu, don't put it out there! Jesus Christ, what a bitch!
Jackass: You look nice today.
Girl: How about we go to your car and have sex?
Jackass: Sounds like a plan to me. Don't tell the other girls I stuff, okay?
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