1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."
2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."
3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"
4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."
Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...
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