A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?
Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.
Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.
Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.
Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
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