Look, check it, he smells like really funky, but, i also agree, that if he took a shower I too woud do more than hump his leg... Despite his funky smell and his hideous and unclean hair, overall, he's a pretty nice guy. I actually got a chance to hang with him and he's just like a little teddy bear... but, not teddy bearish like Jack..... More like an old, smelly, discolored teddy bear.... but, i have his number too, his voice, onstage and off, is orgasmic! wow........
Bert McCraken is a really hott, funky smelling guy with a 91/2 in dick....... I kno
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