The town of Bel Air, MD, located in the heart of HARCO, is a place that is pretty much made up of nothing but posers. Every kid can be classified by group, ranging from goths to wiggers. But no one in any of these groups are for real. The goths only come out at night to make their weekly friday night trip up to the Harford Mall. This excursion consists of only a few activities: 1. Going straight into "Hot Topic" and never buying anything, just scaring little kids with their freakish clothing styles. 2. Next, they go straight to "Boardwalk Fun", a crumby little arcade in the back corner of the mall. Although only a few of them will actually play the games, they all stand in a circle at the entrance and give the evil-eye to all the preps, wiggers, etc. In the end, the goths are all just anime-loving freaks and geeks and thats the way they like it. The wiggers on the other hand, never leave the arcade, but stay at the same machine all night, trying to break the record on the punching bag strength tester. They look tough in front of their pregnant 16 year old slutty girlfriends, until the occasional ex-marine shows up at the machine and doubles their score in on shot, humiliating them. So after that they go outside, and for some reason, think that no one sees them standing in the corner of the entrance licking up a joint. Later in the evening you will see the emo skaters with their 24 inch pants around their 32 inch waist, carrying around their skateboards inside and out, never actually riding them, walking around sipping milkshakes from Friendly's. Over all this place is a cold war between all of these groups, every individual person thinks they're tougher than the rest of them, but in the end, they're all losers who 70% of them will end up in jail before 25, or die of drug overdose. Bel Air High is a place for sluts the get pregnant before they graduate, and for the wiggers to get their home-grown drugs. Nothing much else to say about that fine establishment. Bel Air middle on the other hand, probably deals just as many drugs as the high school. Crime is low in this town however, with the first murder in 23 yers that just aoccurred recently. Overall, Bel Air has its good points, but they are hard to name
Only in Bel Air...
-70 year old women with liberty spike mohawks who shop in Walden Books
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